just know that if you put me in a maze that i am gettin outta that shit 💯 easy as hell
do NOT talk to me about labyrinths,.............
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Keeping your right hand on the wall works until you shift into an alternate dimension where right and left don't exist
I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
cars are the sun's mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes
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hory shit and the led bulbs are harnessing the power of the new white sun and that's why i hate them so much
IF THE ROUTINE NO LONGER SERVES, YOU MUST ALTER THE PATTERN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? YOUR LIFE STARTS WITH YOU
Guy doing cell phone plan promotions in Target unexpectedly made me feel much better about my life choices when he asked if I pay around $200-$300 a month for my cell phone plan
Extra context:
- This was after he asked how many lines I have and I told him one.
- I pay ~$20 a month for my cell phone.
- He thought it was very funny when I told him that and told me to have a good evening.
the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.
What if you 🫵 were a professional 🪓 executioner 🥷🏿⚰️in the 16th century 🕯️that lived as an outcast🥀😷 from polite society🤡 and I 💁♀️was condemned👨⚖️⚖️to death💀 for poisoning 🧪🤮a corrupt 😒local authority👮♂️ and you 🥰were tasked with decapitating me 😱🫨but when you went to move my hair💆♀️ away from my neck we locked eyes 👀 😍 and you proposed 😳💍 and we got married 👰♀️🤵♂️💒 right there on the gallows because a priest was already there to hear my last confession 🙏 and we rode off 🎠 into the sunset 🌅?? Haha 🤣what if??🙈👀 👉👈🥺
